I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
hey whats up
The scooter wheels screeched slowly until they stopped completely in front of Elsa. With a cold, empty glare Po looked at the Snow Queen for a few minutes, clenching her red fists on the vehicle’s handlebar. Suddenly and out of nowhere, the teletubbie had a revolver in her hand. “Run”, she whispered.
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
Three of my favorite people are on this.
Herp derp Goat Simulator Livestream
So, I’m gonna Livestream myself playing this freaking Goat Simulator.
And I’ll be drinking rum.
Lots of it.
So.. like.. wanna watch or something? I’ll probably be ridiculous.
Yup, I’ll be playing this frickity fracking simulator.