is there actually sims fanfiction
like
how do you dialogue?????
She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,
“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”
He will never look at her in the same way again.
(via sub-maureen)
So I’m really getting sick of people dissing police officers
I’ve noticed time and time again posts on my Facebook feed about police officers pulling people over or stopping them for doing something, thus resulting in them being “bored cops” or “butthurt cops”. No, that is their job. I’m sick of seeing people complaining about cops pulling them over because they were speeding or being asked to leave an area because they were loitering, or some other misdemeanor/petty crime. Yeah, they’re going to do that because it’s their job. They’re suppose to enforce the law.
An officer stops a bunch of robbers from stealing, they are considered heroes. An officer pulls you over because you were going 20 over the speed limit, they are considered an ass or “bored”. Just… stop. Yes, there are some jackass officers out there, but seriously, what job doesn’t have a jackass or two in it from time to time? You’re always going to find a dickhead in some career field.
If you want to complain, do so to those who make the laws, not who enforces them.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
Let’s play this at Wal-Mart while stocking shelves.
(Source: lickettysplitt, via livinmycrazybeautifullife24)
Imagine Dragons
—Radioactive: Music Box Version
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
I imagine this playing in a brutal fight scene, explosions everywhere, smoke and debris flying in slow motion, while the bots charge into battle in absolute horror of what is happening.
(via shuraiya)
accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent
accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent
Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet
Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name
Please don’t buy this system.
cant you just turn the camera around or put a blanket over it.
still a mic though
and theres the chance that it might say something like “error kinect camera cannot function when obscured”
Videogame consoles are not supposed to spy on you.
Videogame consoles are not supposed to potentially rat you out to the government.
Videogame consoles are not supposed to arbitrarily decide who sees what’s on the screen and what’s not.
I have never told anyone not to buy a videogame console, but in this case, knowing what I know about the Xbox One, I am seriously imploring people not to buy this machine. The console will not be consumer-friendly, and between the above and an always-on internet connection, how do you know your hobby isn’t siphoning personal information to…well, who knows who?
Suffice it to say, the Xbox 360 will be my last Microsoft console. I don’t care how many more Halo games get churned out.
Adding this here from my videogame blog because it’s too important, and the potential for Microsoft to spy on us, then report findings to the government if asked…yeah, no.
Spread the word!
If you haven’t read George Orwell’s “1984”, do so.
Seriously.
Honestly, this console is a joke to begin with.
If you buy it, regardless of the fact that it could be a Gov’t spying device
shame on you.
(Source: comradical, via deanslefttesticle)
